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Have you noticed time seems to pass slowly when you're in the waiting room? You can almost hear it going, "Dick - Doc - Dick - Doc." If you plan to repeat this in person, and you want to illustrate it with a hand gesture, remember it is incorrect to move your arm like a metronome -- instead, move it like a pendulum.

VoiceOverAnnouncer- UpstandingCitizen, his penis barely alive.
Oscar Goldman- Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic penis. UpstandingCitizen will have that penis. Better than it was before. Longer, stiffer, harder.

Now 5 weeks post-op after implant of Mentor Alpha I prosthesis... UpstandingCitizen